dumbfuckery:

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

africans:

my catch phrase is “i’ll just wait in the car”

lt-moreau:

one night stand

beyoncebeytwice:

what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots

foie:

once i was sad and playing wii sports by myself and cried and boxed at the same time.